01
Oct

that-nerds-blog:

I found these mints today. So many mint puns I can’t breath

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Oct
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01
Oct

fray24472:

themazerunnerdaily:

(x)

he just sums up his life in 2 sentences 

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01
Oct

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

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01
Oct

jpnvines:

お前だれ 〜 Hiyori

Who are you 〜 Hiyori

I’ll take a selfie… selfie~

Huh? Huh?

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Oct
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01
Oct

queeniman:

indonesiennne:

really wanna write a sitcom/dramedy about muslim women. it could be like sex & the city but about muslim women. set in new york city, all working women, single, going through life but with that added muslim identity. the four women would all have different backgrounds and idk i feel like it’d be a super interesting and funny show to watch. 

I wish.

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Oct
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01
Oct

giandujakiss:

abundance-of-kimberly:

BOOM

i love that john oliver decided to tell beauty pageant jokes …. about how smart the contestants are

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01
Oct

Here’s to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who never were too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV…and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower & didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friend(s). Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses & just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids who are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids, who always get what they want, But for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never got caught, But for the ones who always try and fall. This one’s for the kids who didnt make it, We were the kids who never made it. The Overcast girls and the Underdog Boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “Breaking hearts is what we do best,” And, “We’ll make your heart be ripped of your chest” The only heart that I broke was mine, When I got My Hopes up too too high. We were the kids who didnt make it. We are the kids who never made it.

— Pete Wentz  (via liveinphoenix)  
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Oct
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01
Oct

silversarcasm:

disabled children need to know that they’re worth more than being inspirational objects for abled adults

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01
Oct

biffan:

i feel like this sums up sam winchester’s life

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01
Oct

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

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Oct
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